Scarlett Johansson has admitted how a lot she dreads her husband Colin Jost and his Weekend Replace co-host Michael Che‘s well-liked Joke Swap phase, by which every will get to learn brutal jokes written by the opposite, sight unseen.
As soon as once more, Jost was made to do jokes about Johansson — and this time, viewers might see her response from backstage. (Jonansson was one in every of a number of members of Saturday Evening Stay‘s 5-Timers membership who confirmed up within the Chilly Open to provoke tonight’s host Martin Brief.)
Jost and Che historically humiliate one another within the phase however they took that to the following stage this time with a slew of extremely inappropriate jokes as Jost was pressured to learn his “in a Black voice,” beginning with a slavery reparations dig.
The viewers — and Jost — knew a Johansson joke is coming, and when her picture appeared, it was greeted by a mixture of cheers and groans by the viewers and a “why?!” by Jost. Dedicating the road “to my boo, Scarlett Johannson,” he famous that she simply celebrated her fortieth birthday, “which suggests I’m about to rise up outta there!”
There was extra.
“We simply had a child collectively, and y’all ain’t seen no footage of him but — as a result of he Black as hell!”
Johansson’s was seen shacking her head in disbelief backstage. That become a shock when a THIRD joke was made at her expense by Jost — and it did was very R-rated.
Referencing Costco’s latest resolution to take away the roast beef sandwich from its menu, Jost acknowledged that he’s been “consuming roast beef each night time since my spouse had the child,” including, “Nah, nah, I’m simply playin’ child, you recognize I don’t go downtown… That’s homosexual as hell!” Ouch!
Che didn’t get via the joke swap unscathed both.
He attributed the box-office success of Moana 2 to the truth that “like me and my good buddy Jeffrey Epstein used to say, there’s nothing like an island journey with a teenage woman,” earlier than including “I’m simply kidding, I’d by no means ever sleep with a woman as darkish as Moana.”
By the point Jay-Z’s picture was displayed later within the phase, Che was going full “no man, no, no, no.” He did proceed to deal with the rape allegations towards each Jay-Z and Diddy, telling the latter that “we’re Unhealthy Boys for all times” and that “I’ll say the identical factor I at all times mentioned at your events: I’ll assist get you off.”
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Jonahsson spoke in regards to the Joke Swap, which Jost and Che sometimes do within the Christmas and season finale episodes of SNL, in a July interview.
“We have to go into like, witness safety after that night time,” she joked. “Like, I’m completely terrified we’re gonna be like, focused. It’s so dangerous. I black out for that interval of the night time. I don’t — I really don’t bear in mind it.”