The 82nd Golden Globes, or as host referred to as Nikki Glaser dubbed “Ozempic’s largest evening,” delivered various humdingers from the ballroom of the Beverly Hilton Sunday. From The Rock’s crack about his hair getting used for Timothée Chalamet’s wig to Melissa McCarthy’s concern for the “severity of the cocaine habit within the bear group,” listed below are probably the most colourful, loopy and cringy moments from the three-hour, 12-minute ceremony on CBS.
Colourful: “You’re all so well-known, so gifted, so highly effective,” mentioned Glaser. “I imply, you could possibly actually do something, besides inform the nation who to vote for.”
Loopy-Cringy: Possibly we’re so used to watching the presenters head on from the POV of the viewers, however the digital camera angle for his or her intros felt extraordinarily loud and extremely shut this yr. And the snafus with the Teleprompter (poor Ariana DeBose) didn’t make the scenario any higher. Even Seth Rogen made a crack about it by saying “these digital camera angles are inelegant and unusual…you’ll be able to see my bald spots.”
Cringy-painful: Viola Davis being denied the flexibility to ship a killer speech in primetime for receiving the Cecil B. DeMille award. (There as a earlier ceremony the place it apparently occurred, as a substitute). As a substitute, her honor was acknowledged proper earlier than gave away the Globe for finest feminine actress in a movement image.
Colourful: Jacques Audiard, the director and co-writer of Emilia Pérez that gained Greatest Movement Image – Non-English Language, wished everybody joyful new yr and credited us for our “nerves of metal since you’ll want it in 2025.” Hmm, marvel what – or who – he’s speaking about?
Loopy: Earlier than introducing the class for finest actor in a TV comedy/musical, Jennifer Coolidge began riffing concerning the particular privileges male actors get on units, like how “Billy Bob Thornton was allowed to carry his pet coyote, and I wasn’t allowed to carry my chubby triplets with me.” In different phrases, Jennifer being Jennifer.
Colourful: “Eddie Redmayne did TV this yr, he’s nominated for Peacock’s The Day of the Jackal,” quipped Graser within the opening monologue. “It’s a couple of top-secret elite sniper that nobody can discover as a result of he’s on Peacock.”
Loopy: Harrison Ford’s response when Glaser made this joke about his hashish use: “I used to be speaking to Harrison Ford backstage, and after he gave me his drink order, I requested him, I mentioned, ‘would you moderately work Zendaya and Ariana. And he mentioned, indica. So, we’re going to seek out him some, so he has an excellent time tonight.”
Cringy: Rock joked that he saved all his shaved chest hair to assist Chalamet construct up his wig for A Full Unknown.
Colourful-Loopy: The news-you-can’t-always-use information packing containers for every presenter/winner who took the stage, like how Vin Diesel likes to play Dungeons & Dragons and the way Colman Domingo used to juggle in some circus.
Loopy: Donning a mitre – you already know, the tall headdress that the Catholic church drags out for necessary ceremonies – Glaser spoofed the Depraved tune “In style” besides she crooned, “you’re gonna be pope-ular.” Her crack about doing the awkward skit in entrance of Elton John rapidly was a meme when the cameras caught the singing legend smiling uncomfortably from the entrance row.
Colourful: Demi Moore gave a heartfelt speech about how somebody instructed her 30 years in the past that she’s a “popcorn actress” and subsequently not able to snagging an awards-worthy function. “That corroded me over time,” she mentioned whereas accepting her first Golden Globe – her first ever award, actually – for The Substance. “I believed possibly this was it. Possibly I’ve achieved what I used to be alleged to do.”
Cringy: Sofia Vergara ribbing Jodie Foster on her option to the stage by uttering one thing like “simply give me one,” prompting Foster to have acknowledge her shenanigans whereas on stage.
Colourful: Glaser’s mid-show monologue by which she tallied the shout-outs in acceptance speeches for solid & crew (11), Mothers (3) Maria Lopez (1) and God (0). Method to preserve it secular, Hollywood!
Cringy: Demi Moore asking Margaret Qualley “why are you right here, that is my week” throughout their intro for the Greatest Actor in a Restricted Collection.
Colourful: Who can inform if Harrison Ford actually likes presenting awards, however I certain couldn’t take my eyes off of his whereas they appeared to roll again in his head whereas handing out a Globe with Anthony Mackie.
Cringy: Narrator Kevin Frazier reminding us that Richard Gadd acquired 41,000 emails from his real-life stalker earlier than he launched into Child Reindeer.
Loopy: The quantity of digital camera time Liza Colón-Zayas bought as a result of she was completely positioned behind the digital camera throughout these awkward presenter speeches. Or possibly it’s the universe telling Hollywood that it must solid her in additional than simply The Bear?
Colourful: The transient however superior stand-up we bought from Awkwafina and Melissa McCarthy within the third hour of the present, beginning with how necessary it was for McCarthy to make use of the platform to handle “the severity of the cocaine habit within the bear group.”
Colourful: Brady Corbet, whereas accepting the Globe for steering The Brutalist, gave a shout-out to his daughter Aida, “who seems to be so gorgeous in that costume of her tonight that I’m pondering this fiasco that I bought us all into might have very properly been value it.” The digital camera caught her proper when she wiped away her tears together with her cute little press-on nails.
Cringy: Simply as soon as, I’d prefer to see these accountants present up on stage carrying visors and holding abacuses moderately than sporting these foolish metallic briefcases.
Loopy-good: Elton John’s joke about how tales of his eyesight issues aren’t as unhealthy as we’ve been studying within the press, and he’s so joyful to be on the Golden Globe stage with Rihanna. Besides…he was standing subsequent to Brandi Carlile.
Cringy: Did Salma Hayek have it in her presenter contract that she should enter the stage alone whereas Colman Domingo holds up her rear? The smile on his face as he strolled behind her was priceless.
