It’s been a doozy of every week for these of us within the U.S. of A., particularly as Republican leaders like Marjorie Taylor Greene emphasize the us and fully ignore the you.
It’s nothing new from MAGA Marj as Donald Trump formally finishes his second week in workplace — however man, does it really feel like two years. Our new commander-in-chief spent the week upending very important companies within the title of saving a couple of dollars and didn’t even have the decency to handle the cuts to highschool lunches, SNAP, or dozens of different frozen human companies. Impolite. At the very least some Democratic leaders are exhibiting that they’ve backbones and a preventing spirit within the face of Trump’s aggressive federal spending cuts and crimes towards humanity. Nancy Pelosi, for one, crawled out of the grave to touch upon his nefarious dealings together with Chuck Schumer, but it surely’s Tim Walz and Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker who took the anti-authoritarian cake.
In the meantime, Trump’s far too busy directing new border czar Tom Homan to spit within the face of human decency. Homan is greater than content material exhibiting the world that he’s the one who’s lower than human, fortunately marching immigrants to horrific holding cells that beforehand housed terrorists on the infamous Guantanamo Bay. Homan and the numerous MAGA supporters is likely to be rallying behind cries that nobody is above the regulation, however we now have to marvel how they are saying it with a straight face. In spite of everything, Trump is proper there.
Homan’s not the one MAGA who’s content material with disposing of his humanity to please Trump. We don’t usually share TikToks in our publication, however when essentially the most infuriating and racist video on the market crosses one’s display screen, it merely needs to be shared. Would you imagine that after a nasty rant normalizing fascist language to dehumanize the opposition, a sure blue-haired bimbo is instantly awash with concern about how we deal with each other now that the inhumane therapy is being directed at her? Any individual bust out the world’s smallest violin (no, not the AJR sort).
Elsewhere within the pre-apocalyptic States, Fox Information’ Jesse Watters is very happy to maintain burying fact for energy. Relatively than report the information, the anchor just lately spent precious air time completely melting down over the concept males go grocery buying with their wives, proving as soon as once more why MAGA minions are the dumbest folks alive (and his mom was proper to disinvite him from Thanksgiving dinner). We want lets say these folks get smarter with age, however then we’d be mendacity to you ⏤ and we’ll depart that to the MAGAs.
Marjorie Taylor Greene needs you to know that Democrats will not be ‘actual Individuals,’ however they’re arsonists who burned down LA
What should it’s like in Marjorie Taylor Greene’s mind? A terrifying prospect to think about, I do know. We will solely assume that MTG’s inside mindscape is sort of a Lynchian nightmare, solely with extra precise lynching. On the very least, we will guess that at any time when she witnesses one thing that upsets her, the tiny illiberal Inside Out folks in her head inform her that it’s positively not her fault, but it surely is the left’s. Wet day? Rattling Democrats. Stubbed her toe? Biden moved the espresso desk.
Greene’s actually been blaming every part on the opposing political facet this week (and all the time), as she’s maintained that Democrats are the one ones accountable for the LA fires. Likewise, Marjorie even revealed her supervillain origin story, saying that she was “by no means concerned in politics” till she marched into Congress sooner or later as a result of she was “fed up” with how issues had been. Truthfully, claiming that Democrats are accountable for Marjorie herself is likely to be her lowest blow but.
The MAGA Medusa didn’t cease there, although, as in her most galling little bit of weekly gasbaggery, she hounded a reporter who dared to ask her what she considered the Jan. 6 insurrectionists getting pardoned. In a video that’s extra disagreeable to observe than a Terrifier movie, MTG yells, curses, and rants on the poor journalist, arguing that she ought to be asking about Biden pardoning “rapers, killers, and murderers.” In line with the all-knowing Greene, the “Democrat-run networks… don’t give a s*** about actual Individuals.” Cling on, now anybody who didn’t vote for Trump isn’t a “actual American?” Good luck climbing uphill on that slippery slope, Marj.
Tyrant Trump sheds all illusions with the launch of a Mission 2025 federal mortgage freeze, enraging Dems and anybody with sense
Trump despatched a lot of the U.S. into chaos on Tuesday after his administration launched a memo that it could instantly pause all federal loans and grants. His administration, in all its knowledge, introduced the pause with few tips and even fewer good causes, sending Democratic Representatives right into a panic alongside their affected constituents. Nothing says Trump like stiffing these you owe cash, am I proper? And nothing says fascism like bypassing these ever-important checks and balances to power by an agenda that hurts essentially the most weak populations. The memo despatched off alarm bells for all of us who really learn that colossal Mission 2025 manifesto, together with Democrats like Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, and a great 70% of the nation.
Mainly everybody who has ever met a household that is determined by advantages to outlive was fast to blast the choice for the rubbish it’s. The general public outcry and governmental chaos that ensued prompted the administration to roll again the memo lower than 24 hours later, however the aggressive transfer has left the stink of authoritarianism hanging within the air. Trump and his cronies swear that everybody is overreacting to the non permanent halt and that their order would by no means have impacted SNAP, Medicaid, or a lot of different life-saving federal packages. In the meantime, Veep of our goals Tim Walz ⏤ alongside 22 different Democratic leaders ⏤ is already making ready to take this order to courtroom.
The lawsuits convey little consolation to Individuals who need their leaders to do extra. On the finish of the day, these few who’re standing as much as Trump are doing it legally — which is greater than we will say for our commander-in-chief.
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